Mum for some weird reason doesn't believe in self-service. We got back from our walk and we always get a chewy when we have leads off. Well I'm sure the grouchy one gets a bigger one than me as hers lasts ages. So after politely asking if I could share and the grouchy one telling me to bog off (I thought ladies were meant to be sweet and demure) I then thought mum must have been mistaken only giving me half so I climbed the sofa and carefully leant on the top of my cage and would you believe I got yelled at! There is no justice in this world I tell you. Well I'm off to see if the grouchy one has left any crumbs.

Hi

Not blogged for a little while but I've a busy social life doncha know. Well it's the cold time of year when the world goes all funny and white. I love it plus it's when I can show the humans that I oughta be worshipped as I can walk on water! TV's been a bit naff but I keep taking the best seat in Grandpawrents house to watch it though. What do you think comfy or what?