I was so right!

All along I've tried to protect everyone from the minature humans as I'm sure they are Orcs or at least Trolls and tonight I was proved right they showed their true face and mum had to bribe them away with the "not-for-puppies" food. She was being silly as I'd have just howled at them until they went but she had the nerve not to let me answer MY door. Huh I best go keep a watch out incase more monsters escape from their rolling prisons a dogs work is never done.

The humans are still being mean!

What is a dog to do. This morning mum went to work so the grouchy one and I went out to play in our outside house and garden. It hadn't been too long when my keen senses detected someone in the house (ok maybe Kali was already whinging) After a valiant attempt at bulldozing the door which didn't work we were left outside! Mum told me later it had been Grandpaw and Grandma who had come in to let the GasMan in. First of all a stranger was allowed in MY house without being personally lick checked by me and then I pride myself on being a green dog and trying to get the car to move by my gas emissions if mum wanted the house doing aswell she could have asked instead of getting some GasMan in. Huh I'll never understand the two-leggers.

I am NOT a girl!

Why is it that admirers constantly call me cute and pretty and worst still refer to me as a girl! I am a butch manly dog and try to prove this to mum by coming into the house covered in as much dirt as I can but the ultimate insult came this morning.
SHE GAVE ME A PEDICURE! (granted that nail was a bit long and starting to dig in) It's the principal of the matter males do not have pedicures and to add insult to injury the grouchy one the only bitch among us didn't have to have one as she chews her nails (plus I don't think mum wanted to lose a finger as the grouchy one is in a mega bad mood this morning.)
Well see if I talk to mum again I may have to phone the RSPCA on her I'm sure they'd agree that you don't give manly dogs pedicures.

Mum just doesn't understand!

Well yesterday was a busy day. First I had to look after the grouchy one all day while mum was out doing the horses. Kali said she felt cold so I managed to get the door open and let her into the house (which was quite an achievement if you ask me) but mum didn't seem pleased when she got home. Then we left the grouchy one with the grandparent while I went to skool. Mum made me wear the grabby thing in the car doesn't she know I need to be free to tell them which direction to go?
Then we got to skool and a load of dogs where misbehaving and jumping about I tried to tell them to behave but again I got told off. Mum is so weird. I did skool and was brilliant then we had to go home after picking up the grouchy one. It was a long day and I'm so underapprechiated.

Meet me!

Well seems as mum is convinced that people do exist that don't know who I am (I really don't believe this) I'd better introduce myself.
I'm Kieko a red male Japanese Shiba Inu. I'm a year old and very handsome if I do say so myself. I live with mum and the grouchy one (also know as Kali who is also a Shiba but not important honest). It's a hard life being the male of house and trying to keep everyone in line so I thought I'd share what I have to put up with.