Why am I blamed for everything?

Is it just me or do the humans blame others for everything too. Somebody farted in the car- it must be Kieko. He's carrying a sock around- Kieko must have stolen it. There are muddy pawprints up the door- it must be Kieko.
The latest thing is that the grounchy one's collar managed to "fall" off when we were outside in the Grandpawrents garden and as it is dark and mum being an idiot without a torch bought a black collar it meant the grouchy one had to wear a harness home. So she is now the really peeved off one and once again I'm told it's all  MY fault. I fail to see where my actions came into all this.

The peeved one in all her glory.

The world keeps exploding!

The world has finally gone as mad as my mum. Everything keeps whistling and banging. I'm having to stick close to mum to protect her (it's not that I'm scared) and she keeps muttering about personal space huh I'd like to see how much shes wants space when the monsters attack when I'm away from her. I even had to stay with the grouchy one last night as she kept saying she didn't want to sleep alone.

*Is in hiding*

A word to the wise when mum starts questioning your parentage (even though the daft bint has it written on paper along with the really long embarassing name) it is best to clear the area as it means she is not best pleased.
I mean so what I was a tiny bit muddy when she came home I only covered a third of the floor and a bit of the wall AND I didn't do my usual trick of jumping on the sofa but am I rewarded Oh No it was the towel and she had the audacity to dry my feet. Huh. The grouchy one suck up she is was only wet and asked to be towelled dry (I worry about her sometimes).