Well dis is MY bed but I think I need a bigger one cause it can't fit all of my awesomeness. (grouchy one sez I'm fat)

Jeez some people are so touchy. The grouchy one is major sulking as I "accidentally" shut the cage door on her and mum didn't notice for a while.
Then a poor bloke lets lose a little wind and you'd think it was the end of the world. Mum was making gagging sounds and the grouchy one covered her nose, way to give a lad a complex or what.

I hast all the bones! (only coz the grouchy one got tired of them though)

Toldja Im back and just so you remember what a stunning male I am Im having my hooman put on a pic.

Damn never let your hooman mother chose the pic! The orange thing is something I killed not my snuggly honest.

Ohh I'd forgotten I had this. Just shows Im porper busy guarding the house. It was a boring year in 2012 the grouchy one was poorly and got to go to the Vee Eee Tee a lot and I got left all on my own something about me being a bad influence and mum having enough on her plate already (it's a bit mean if you ask me I'd always help her clear her plate). So 2012 was the year of rain, shorter walks and a bad tempered playmate.
Mum is promising this year will be more fun and already upped the walk mileage while the grouchy one is well.