I am NOT a girl!

Why is it that admirers constantly call me cute and pretty and worst still refer to me as a girl! I am a butch manly dog and try to prove this to mum by coming into the house covered in as much dirt as I can but the ultimate insult came this morning.
SHE GAVE ME A PEDICURE! (granted that nail was a bit long and starting to dig in) It's the principal of the matter males do not have pedicures and to add insult to injury the grouchy one the only bitch among us didn't have to have one as she chews her nails (plus I don't think mum wanted to lose a finger as the grouchy one is in a mega bad mood this morning.)
Well see if I talk to mum again I may have to phone the RSPCA on her I'm sure they'd agree that you don't give manly dogs pedicures.