A word to the wise when mum starts questioning your parentage (even though the daft bint has it written on paper along with the really long embarassing name) it is best to clear the area as it means she is not best pleased.
I mean so what I was a tiny bit muddy when she came home I only covered a third of the floor and a bit of the wall AND I didn't do my usual trick of jumping on the sofa but am I rewarded Oh No it was the towel and she had the audacity to dry my feet. Huh. The grouchy one suck up she is was only wet and asked to be towelled dry (I worry about her sometimes).
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