its the bangy time of year again

I hate the bangy time of year it happens just after the small monster bang on the door night so a guy doesnt even have chance to calm his nerves down. Not that Im frightened persay of couse but it is a tough job being the only male in the house. So Im here squished next to mum keeping her calm (and ready to use her as a large human shield if the whizzy thing gets into the house). Its a hard life for a shiba.