I is in big big trouble. Mum got home last night and being the big brave hunter dog I am had a present waiting. Mum was very ungrateful though and locked me in the house whilst she took my present away muttering about poor murdered blackbird babies.
Also mum has been getting up when the birds start chirping so I decided to make sure she got up in time and even beat her alarm. Who was I to know the clock wasnt to go off for another 2 hours.
Humans are ungrateful I tell you.